And it came to pass that the whole of society was divided between two distinct groups. The distinction was clear - all were one or the other, and proudly displayed their allegiance in the street and on social media.
The division affected those from all walks of life – politicians, healthcare workers, tradies… all had to declare themselves one or the other and face derision from the other side.
It’s your turn now… Are you a yob? Or are you a wanker?