This is a high quality wooden stick which we found in the back garden.
This stick will make an excellent addition to your stick collection.
Whilst ownership of a stick of this quality will no doubt increase your attractiveness to potential partners in both business and your personal life, we do not guarantee this, nor do we make any claims that untold riches will invariably follow ownership of a lucky stick such as this one. Brewing small shavings of this stick into a nice pot of tea may result in weight loss... or death. We recommend stick owners not chew on the end of the stick, poke small animals with the stick, nor give stick to small children to play with or hit other small children with.
Item supplied may not be the same as the stick represented in accompanying photograph.