I'M ON THE DRUG THAT KILLED RIVER PHOENIX.
ONLY SIZE XL and 2XL IN STOCK.
Lethal levels of cocaine and heroin, plus valium, marijuana and ephedrine... but no alcohol. Should be fine then.
River's friend, Red Hot Chilli Peppers bassist Flea, reputedly wanted to kill TISM for releasing the single. His other friend and bandmate John Frusciante had allegedly been out on a three day drug binge with River culminating in the footpath drama - but someone wrote a song?!
We therefore recommend that young people avoid the dangers of songwriting, but by all means do jump onboard the oblivion express... or save some bucks and buy this T-Shirt instead.